Taddubjan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, impressive beaver.

Taddubjan created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Taddubjan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Taddubjan, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Taddubjan's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Taddubjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Retreat if seven manatees approach from the east.