Nillzancib is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful squirrel.

Nillzancib created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillzancib, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nillzancib, she will try to impress you with trees.

Nillzancib's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Nillzancib's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never paint your feet black.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Nillzancib in the centre of the settlement.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nillzancib.