Febmifdog is a god.

She takes the form of a large, resourceful dingo.

Febmifdog created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febmifdog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Febmifdog, she will be very sad.

Febmifdog's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Febmifdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to goats while wearing stockings.

2. Always treat birds with great respect.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to gulls while wearing orange jumpers.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.