Mitjenvogguntimbug is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent donkey.

Mitjenvogguntimbug created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitjenvogguntimbug, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mitjenvogguntimbug, it will refuse to believe in you.

Mitjenvogguntimbug's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Mitjenvogguntimbug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three tin sculptures of Mitjenvogguntimbug on top of important buildings.

2. Worship no other gods but Mitjenvogguntimbug.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.