Komcipsat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, uncaring mink.

Komcipsat created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Komcipsat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Komcipsat, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Komcipsat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Komcipsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near moths.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not kill foxes.