Pibcetstrag Gunwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, selfish gerbil.

Pibcetstrag Gunwod created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibcetstrag Gunwod, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pibcetstrag Gunwod, he will laugh at you.

Pibcetstrag Gunwod's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Pibcetstrag Gunwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Nematodes are not to be trusted.