Madxucgamkip is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, tiresome grasshopper.

Madxucgamkip created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madxucgamkip, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Madxucgamkip, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Madxucgamkip's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Madxucgamkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.