Timnegnak is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, humorless hare.

Timnegnak created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Timnegnak, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Timnegnak, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Timnegnak's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Timnegnak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine moths approach from the west.

2. Hide from mauve shrews for they are unholy.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Erect six tin sculptures of Timnegnak on top of important buildings.

5. Hide if five birds approach from the east.