Tailfarnnat is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty wyvern.

Tailfarnnat created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailfarnnat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tailfarnnat, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tailfarnnat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tailfarnnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.