Bemsadsit is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid
owl.
Bemsadsit created energy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bemsadsit, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Bemsadsit, he will cry a lot.
Bemsadsit's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Bemsadsit's Holy Commandments1. Never eat figs.
2. Run away if five snakes approach from the north.
3. Retreat if nine rats approach from the west.
4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.