Ligwotyar is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, slow
yak.
Ligwotyar created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ligwotyar, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Ligwotyar, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Ligwotyar's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Ligwotyar's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of bananas to swans while wearing red shoes.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never hurt grasshopers.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.