Fagbogmon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful dingo.

Fagbogmon created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagbogmon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fagbogmon, he will be very sad.

Fagbogmon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fagbogmon's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about black holes.