Cebtigvad Nullsterdoss is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, passionate
warg.
Cebtigvad Nullsterdoss created a top quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Cebtigvad Nullsterdoss, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Cebtigvad Nullsterdoss, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Cebtigvad Nullsterdoss' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Cebtigvad Nullsterdoss' Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cebtigvad Nullsterdoss.