Gemsombessvon Voglitbiss Sakzanlab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering wyrm.

Gemsombessvon Voglitbiss Sakzanlab created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemsombessvon Voglitbiss Sakzanlab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gemsombessvon Voglitbiss Sakzanlab, it will not invite you to parties.

Gemsombessvon Voglitbiss Sakzanlab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gemsombessvon Voglitbiss Sakzanlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Gemsombessvon Voglitbiss Sakzanlab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Never talk about fire.