Dunsasbam is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, happy jackal.

Dunsasbam created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunsasbam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dunsasbam, she will turn you into a rat.

Dunsasbam's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dunsasbam's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.

4. Always obey Dunsasbam's priests.

5. Put Dunsasbam first in all things.
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