Pomkengovgofcitnartget is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, dishonest lobster.

Pomkengovgofcitnartget created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomkengovgofcitnartget, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pomkengovgofcitnartget, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pomkengovgofcitnartget's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Pomkengovgofcitnartget's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never hurt frogs.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never think about special relativity near capybaras while wearing fawn stockings and balancing five gold spheres on your legs.