Dodpodlak Huggamsaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent donkey.

Dodpodlak Huggamsaf created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodpodlak Huggamsaf, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dodpodlak Huggamsaf, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dodpodlak Huggamsaf's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dodpodlak Huggamsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Dodpodlak Huggamsaf loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near moths while wearing mauve boots and balancing six iron spheres on your chest.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.
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