Manmettik is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust
dragonfly.
Manmettik created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Manmettik, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Manmettik, it will refuse to believe in you.
Manmettik's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Manmettik's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Geese are not to be trusted.
3. Never talk about amino acids.
4. Do not dye your hair brown.
5. Do not wear silver on your body.