Mabkikart Matingponnuttfutstikbigzig Sadrowkap is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, uncaring bird.

Mabkikart Matingponnuttfutstikbigzig Sadrowkap created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabkikart Matingponnuttfutstikbigzig Sadrowkap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mabkikart Matingponnuttfutstikbigzig Sadrowkap, she will throw large rocks at you.

Mabkikart Matingponnuttfutstikbigzig Sadrowkap's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mabkikart Matingponnuttfutstikbigzig Sadrowkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not kill whales.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never feed lots of peas to great tits while wearing cyan shoes.