Dutdubdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, proud ferret.

Dutdubdoss created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutdubdoss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dutdubdoss, he will send minions to preach to you.

Dutdubdoss' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dutdubdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about galaxies.