Dudcubfen Flanzogmil is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, vain toad.

Dudcubfen Flanzogmil created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudcubfen Flanzogmil, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dudcubfen Flanzogmil, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dudcubfen Flanzogmil's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dudcubfen Flanzogmil's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dudcubfen Flanzogmil.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Never feed turnips to porpoises while wearing gray dresses.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.