Hatnarlbin is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless
hyena.
Hatnarlbin created dark energy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hatnarlbin, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Hatnarlbin, she will not invite you to parties.
Hatnarlbin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Hatnarlbin's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear red clothing.
2. Never laugh in holy places.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Hatnarlbin loves tapirs, so they must be respected.
5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.