Hatnarlbin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless hyena.

Hatnarlbin created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatnarlbin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hatnarlbin, she will not invite you to parties.

Hatnarlbin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Hatnarlbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hatnarlbin loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.