Fossathad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty fly.

Fossathad created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossathad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fossathad, she will turn you into a rat.

Fossathad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fossathad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.