Jinjonpak is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak centaur.

Jinjonpak created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinjonpak, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jinjonpak, he will send you a sign.

Jinjonpak's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Jinjonpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Do not kill whales.
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