Tonkpoprull is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart dragon.

Tonkpoprull created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkpoprull, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tonkpoprull, it will turn you into a hamster.

Tonkpoprull's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Tonkpoprull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Run away if six dolphins approach from the south.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.