Sidtonknull is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unsympathetic swan.

Sidtonknull created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidtonknull, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sidtonknull, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sidtonknull's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sidtonknull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Never feed lemons to shrews while wearing kilts.

4. Do not hurt mice.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.