Spagwapster is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, charitable horse.

Spagwapster created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Spagwapster, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Spagwapster, she will destroy your favourite star.

Spagwapster's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Spagwapster's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms violet.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Never feed bananas to aardvarks while wearing fawn stockings.