Hatlegflab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, strong wombat.

Hatlegflab created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatlegflab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hatlegflab, she will not care at all.

Hatlegflab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hatlegflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about otters.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near foxes while wearing purple kilts and balancing five gold spheres on your arms.

5. Do not take Hatlegflab's name in vain.