Milkartad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, effective fly.

Milkartad created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milkartad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Milkartad, he will ignore you.

Milkartad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Milkartad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never mention hamsters.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Never talk about fire.