Dit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent rhinoceros.

Dit created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dit, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Dit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never sprint near ants.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Do not hurt snails.