Cedtinrull is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, grumpy camel.

Cedtinrull created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedtinrull, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cedtinrull, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cedtinrull's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cedtinrull's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cedtinrull.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Cedtinrull must be the most important thing in your life.