Bifgeparpfit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful snake.

Bifgeparpfit created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifgeparpfit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bifgeparpfit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bifgeparpfit's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bifgeparpfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bifgeparpfit's name in vain.

2. Do not keep four geese in a large pit.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bifgeparpfit on top of all buildings.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Never talk about optics.