Vabganxuc is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking capybara.

Vabganxuc created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabganxuc, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vabganxuc, it will turn you into a duck.

Vabganxuc's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Vabganxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vabganxuc first in all things.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Never feed garlic to shrews while wearing indigo trousers.