Nillcussrip is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering
lobster.
Nillcussrip created a photon eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nillcussrip, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Nillcussrip, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Nillcussrip's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Nillcussrip's Holy Commandments1. Hide from pink tortoises for they are unholy.
2. Do not drink water in white rooms.
3. Hide if four tapirs approach from the east.
4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near hamsters while wearing cyan shorts.
5. Pray towards the west.