Zig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical gnu.

Zig created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zig, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zig's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Zig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to pigs while wearing dresses.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near foxes while wearing orange jumpers.

4. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Zig on top of important buildings.

5. Do not dye your hair black.