Cutfondap is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, awesome elephant.

Cutfondap created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutfondap, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cutfondap, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cutfondap's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cutfondap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cutfondap on top of all buildings.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Retreat if three mice approach from the west.

5. Do not commit murder.