Flagcissfliggumtikyik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful duck.

Flagcissfliggumtikyik created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagcissfliggumtikyik, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flagcissfliggumtikyik, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Flagcissfliggumtikyik's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Flagcissfliggumtikyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near tapirs while wearing indigo shirts.

5. Never go into orange rooms.