Dadbedcab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered faun.

Dadbedcab created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Dadbedcab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dadbedcab, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dadbedcab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dadbedcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near ants while wearing violet shoes and balancing nine platinum spheres on your hands.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dadbedcab.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Dadbedcab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not kill voles.