Tadrakrow is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, slow wyrm.

Tadrakrow created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Tadrakrow, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tadrakrow, it will throw large rocks at you.

Tadrakrow's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tadrakrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Always look after injured badgers.