Bumarpvag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, merciful fish.

Bumarpvag created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Bumarpvag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bumarpvag, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bumarpvag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bumarpvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Bumarpvag on top of important buildings.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Never talk about fire.
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