Narmutbim is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, happy swan.

Narmutbim created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Narmutbim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Narmutbim, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Narmutbim's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Narmutbim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six mites approach from the north.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never feed nuts to snails while wearing gray dresses.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always stare at clouds.