Fityokfat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil chinchilla.

Fityokfat created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fityokfat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fityokfat, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fityokfat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fityokfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Never think ill of sick ducks.

5. Always obey Fityokfat's priests.