Gemnanmum is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful crane.

Gemnanmum created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemnanmum, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gemnanmum, he will destroy your home planet.

Gemnanmum's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gemnanmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Always treat mites with great respect.