Poggod is a god.

He takes the form of a small, kind newt.

Poggod created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Poggod, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Poggod, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Poggod's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Poggod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight ducks approach from the north.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think ill of sick goats.