Pigsisfod is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humorless mink.

Pigsisfod created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigsisfod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pigsisfod, it will turn you into a duck.

Pigsisfod's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Pigsisfod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Put Pigsisfod first in all things.

3. Hide if four swans approach from the east.

4. Do not take Pigsisfod's name in vain.

5. Never look at black holes.