Bastdubmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous rat.

Bastdubmeg created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Bastdubmeg, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bastdubmeg, she will destroy your home solar system.

Bastdubmeg's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bastdubmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never mention moths.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never feed corn to dolphins while wearing kilts.