Fonnibpagboss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking camel.

Fonnibpagboss created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Fonnibpagboss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fonnibpagboss, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fonnibpagboss' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fonnibpagboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat goats with great respect.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Fonnibpagboss loves mites, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.