Bedmetdobhit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent guinea pig.

Bedmetdobhit created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedmetdobhit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bedmetdobhit, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bedmetdobhit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bedmetdobhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Never write about asteroids.
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