Canbetgid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful parrot.

Canbetgid created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Canbetgid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Canbetgid, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Canbetgid's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Canbetgid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Hide from pink birds for they are unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never wear turquoise boots.