Kansawran is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, wise parrot.

Kansawran created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kansawran, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kansawran, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kansawran's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Kansawran's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near dolphins while wearing green skirts and balancing three lead spheres on your back.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kansawran.