Kansawran is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, wise
parrot.
Kansawran created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kansawran, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Kansawran, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Kansawran's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Kansawran's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near dolphins while wearing green skirts and balancing three lead spheres on your back.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never talk about nucleic acids.
4. Always treat mice with great respect.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Kansawran.